“News”letter for 2017.12.30

Activities since last newsletter: Since I bought a car...no Christmas presents for 
anyone! Ha ha ha ha ha! Also, happy new year everyone! Will 2018 be just as 
mediocre as 2017 for me? Will I continue this newsletter? Will I talk to a woman 
instead of a plush penguin one of these days? No one could possibly know the 
answers to these questions!

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.12.23

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.12.30

Article: Christmas for...animals?

Article: Cow on car hood picture is fake

Article: I found this article unintentionally really funny, non-American observes a part 
of America

Twitter thread: Daughter suggests parents watch “Get Out”, continue scrolling down 
for story