Friday, May 27, 2016

“News”letter for 2016.05.27 CAPYBARA EDITION


My past week’s activities: Sleeping, eating pizza

Thoughts: Where can I buy a capybara?

Link Time!



Article: Buzzfeed on CAPYBARA ESCAPE 2016

Twitter Video: One capybara did not escape (10 seconds)

Twitter Video: Leashed capybara (20 seconds)





Saturday, May 21, 2016

“News”letter for 2016.05.20


My past week’s activities: Sleeping, Getting to work one day at 7:30 AM because I went to bed early the previous day

Thoughts: Why am I not eating pizza right now?

Link Time!









Saturday, May 14, 2016

“News”letter for 2016.05.13


My past week’s activities: Sleeping, Microsoft Excel

Link Time!





Youtube: Two capybaras!

Friday, May 6, 2016

“News”letter for 2016.05.06


My past week’s activities: Sleeping, using the brand new laundry machines in my apartment complex

Before the links, you may have some questions concerning this week’s financial news, so here is a Q&A where I guess what your questions would be (questions in bold)

Did your employer declare bankruptcy?
Yes.
Do you still have a job?
I’m going to work on Monday!
Will you be let go eventually?
Beats me!
Really?
How would I know?
Are you worried?
This isn’t helping me.
What are you going to do about it?
I’m going to sleep as much as possible this weekend.
Don’t you do that every weekend?
zzzzzzzzzzzz

Link Time!

Twitter Picture: Me every morning

Article: Bunny cop?!?