Sunday, December 24, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.12.16

Activities since last newsletter: I bought a car. It tells me what song is playing on the radio. My previous car didn’t have that, so it’s a big deal to me!

Gif: Penguin jump!

Sunday, December 17, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.12.02

Activities since last newsletter: Whatever was holding my car’s catalytic converter in place rusted off, so I was told I will have to get a new catalytic converter for my car, or buy a new car. My car is 13 years old, so...hello new car?

Article: Learn about penguin anatomy!

Saturday, December 9, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.11.18

Activities since last newsletter: I watched a lot of animal gifs because animals are cute.

Tweet list: Hilarious criticism of The Cheesecake Factory

Sunday, November 5, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.11.04

Activities since last newsletter: I was using the Bumble app and found my ex-girlfriend. How’s your dating life going?

Article: How was I not invited to this

Friday, October 13, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.10.07

Activities since last newsletter: I went to New York Comic-Con on Thursday. I don’t have a funny story about it, but I thought I’d mention it.

Link: Post office next to penguins

Sunday, October 1, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.09.23

Activities since last newsletter: I went to San Francisco to see two friends. A female dog kissed me on the lips. I had avocado toast.

Link: Should I get this for Penguin so I know where he is when he goes fishing?

Saturday, September 9, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.09.09

Activities since last newsletter: No more summer Fridays for me, no getting out at 2 PM anymore. Also, I’m taking a quick vacation this Wednesday, haven’t traveled anywhere since December last year.

Article: Happy dog

Sunday, August 27, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.08.26

Activities since last newsletter: I saw a solar eclipse. It was neat. Next one on April 8, 2024!

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.08.26 (includes the eclipse!)

Tweet list: Tweets about yesterday’s boxing match

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.08.12

Activities since last newsletter: This is very late so I forget.

Article: Moo?

Article: Penguin is a mascot for...what?

Friday, August 4, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.07.29

Activities since last newsletter: I found 8 year old chocolate candy in my fridge. It tasted ok.

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.07.29

Monday, July 17, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.07.15

Activities since last newsletter: I got a crown installed over my broken tooth on Tuesday, so I can eat anything I want! I went almost a month with a broken keep good care of your teeth! Or they will take their revenge on you.

Monday, July 3, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.07.01

Activities since last newsletter: I went to the dentist who told me I needed a root canal. Got that two days later. Back to the dentist a week after the first visit for a temporary crown. Now I have to wait two weeks for the permanent one. The Lesson: Don’t crack a tooth!

No funny articles this time, sorry!

Thursday, June 22, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.06.17

Activities since last newsletter: I cracked a tooth on Thursday. Dentist next week it is!

Article: Hell is this home

Sunday, June 4, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.06.03

Activities since last newsletter: I drove my sister and her husband to the airport on May 27 (Saturday before Memorial Day). Unfortunately they were flying British Airways and this happened. Their flight back home ended up being delayed more than 24 hours!

Tweet list: Covfefe, part 1

Tweet list: Covfefe, part 2

Sunday, May 21, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.05.20

Activities since last newsletter: I got an Apple Watch. I ordered it from on May 8th, it shipped on the 10th, and I received it on the 19th. Do not order anything from unless you have no other choice, please. No one should wait 9 days for a package.

Article: The Pittsburgh Penguins had a penguin

Sunday, April 23, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.04.22

Activities since last newsletter: I’m still coughing. It’s been three weeks now. Also, I bought a guitar. I own three electric guitars. I still don’t know how to play a guitar, but I like how they look. Lastly, I mailed two of my three cell phone sim cards (yes I have three) to my sister in Norway so when she and her husband fly to America next month for a wedding, they’ll have cell service immediately upon landing (they are not flying into my area so I cannot meet them at the airport).

Article: Why would someone steal this?

Sunday, April 9, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.04.08

Activities since last newsletter: I got a sty above my right eye, then a canker sore in my mouth, and then I got a sinus infection (which I am working through now). So it’s been a terrible two weeks. Hope yours was better!

Tweet: Watch a baby manatee drink from a bottle

Sunday, March 26, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.03.25

Activities since last newsletter: I went to a wedding ceremony but not the dinner party because the party was not near public transit.

Article: Mad cow

Sunday, March 12, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.03.11

Activities since last newsletter: I got the new Nintendo! Separately, I’m likely getting a foot of snow or more on Tuesday!

Link: This is a real eBook on

Sunday, February 26, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.02.25

Activities since last newsletter: I can’t get into my flickr account and I don’t know why.

Tweet list: Cow on the loose in NYC

Saturday, February 11, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.02.11

Activities since last newsletter: Realizing how badly I sleep if I drink alcohol shortly before going to bed. Also, it snowed 8 inches on Thursday and I got to work from home. I woke up at 10:50 AM that day. It was nice.

Tweet list: Super Bowl tweets!

Article: Florida man...does something good? but is for naught...

Article: Cat hotel?

Sunday, January 29, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.01.28

Activities since last newsletter: It’s been a long weekend and I can only drink so much tequila, see story #2...

Tweet list: A very very long list of tweets about President Trump’s Executive Order this past weekend (obviously political, do not click if you like his EO)

Tweet list: Refugee/Green Card stories (some doozies in here)

Article: Cow just wanted to swim

Sunday, January 15, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.01.14

Activities since last newsletter: My work supervisor has changed 7 times in the last year. Also, I drank a crystal Pepsi.

Article: Florida Maid of Honor Ruins Wedding