Sunday, December 17, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.12.02


Activities since last newsletter: Whatever was holding my car’s catalytic converter in place rusted off, so I was told I will have to get a new catalytic converter for my car, or buy a new car. My car is 13 years old, so...hello new car?



Article: Learn about penguin anatomy!

Saturday, December 9, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.11.18


Activities since last newsletter: I watched a lot of animal gifs because animals are cute.



Tweet list: Hilarious criticism of The Cheesecake Factory

Sunday, November 5, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.11.04


Activities since last newsletter: I was using the Bumble app and found my ex-girlfriend. How’s your dating life going?



Article: How was I not invited to this

Friday, October 13, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.10.07


Activities since last newsletter: I went to New York Comic-Con on Thursday. I don’t have a funny story about it, but I thought I’d mention it.



Link: Post office next to penguins

Sunday, October 1, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.09.23


Activities since last newsletter: I went to San Francisco to see two friends. A female dog kissed me on the lips. I had avocado toast.




Link: Should I get this for Penguin so I know where he is when he goes fishing?

Saturday, September 9, 2017

“News”letter for 2017.09.09


Activities since last newsletter: No more summer Fridays for me, no getting out at 2 PM anymore. Also, I’m taking a quick vacation this Wednesday, haven’t traveled anywhere since December last year.



Article: Happy dog