“News”letter for 2016.07.29

My past week’s activities: not being on vacation

Thought: plush turtles?

Link Time!

Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Twitter Video: Bird is lazy

Article: Does penguin count as a passenger?

Article: Meth looks like melted sugar?

Article: Someone wanted to go back to prison???

“News”letter for 2016.07.22

My past week’s activities: Measuring my poor sleep quality with a Jawbone UP3

Thought: Too hot outside

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Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Article: Mating turtles delay JFK flights

Article: Penguin park with penguin statue!!!!!

Article: You had one job

Article: Finally, a good peaceful use for drones

Article: Puppy eats meth and heroin???

Article: What it's like to be black in Naperville, America (longish read, not funny)

“News”letter for 2016.07.15

My past week’s activities: Sleeping, Finishing a bottle of tequila

Thought: Should I be lazy or super lazy today?

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Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Youtube: LIVE BEAR CAM in Alaska!

Article: Hopefully someone will dress up as a penguin one day

Vine: Turn sound on, too cute

Twitter Video: Cat overwhelmed by chicks

Article: The lives of nonviolent drug offenders after the President commuted their sentences (VERY VERY LONG READ, NOT FUNNY)

“News”letter for 2016.07.08

My past week’s activities: Sleeping very poorly, trying to play Pokemon Go but the server is busy

Thought: I have not bought a penguin in a while

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Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Gif: Juno’s path to Jupiter

Vine: pizza squirrel?

Vine: how to get a cat to back off

Tweet list: One person’s thoughts about the Alton Sterling situation (warning: not funny, but imho worth reading if you are aware who he is)

Tweet list: Another person’s thoughts about the Alton Sterling situation (warning: strong language, not funny)

“News”letter for 2016.07.01

My past week’s activities: Sleeping, losing my wallet for 45 minutes

Thought: Disney World costs HOW much for a week?

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Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Article: Don’t give my mom any ideas

Gif: Me every day

Article: Bear walks upright, something weird is in New Jersey water

Article: How to take care of a stuffed turtle (h/t RL)

Article: Cat causes thousands of $ of damage because cat