Sunday, July 15, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.07.14


This is the last newsletter! I developed RSI (repetitive strain injury) in the muscle below my left thumb, so it hurt to turn a doorknob with my left hand, among other basic tasks. It’s likely because I was reading twitter on my phone for several hours a day...and I usually scrolled with my left thumb. So, that means a lot less reading twitter for me. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, but my body is slowly falling apart in my mid 30s.

Activities since last newsletter: I spent Memorial Day weekend in New York City with a friend, that Saturday had a high of 90 degrees...too hot!

I bought a used phone on eBay, and then less than two weeks later the microphone and speakers stopped working so I had to return it. Sigh…

Also, I went to the dentist and she told me I needed to get a root canal. Then I went to the endodonist (who does root canals) and he said the tooth was beyond saving so I’d have to get the tooth pulled. Then I got my tooth pulled. I have one less tooth now. I bought a pain reliever (Advil) for myself for the first time due to the oral surgeon’s instructions. You read that correctly, I had no pain reliever in my home, not because I’m against having it, but apparently I’m so lazy I don’t do anything that causes pain.

A 99 Ranch store opened near me!












Sunday, May 20, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.05.05


Activities since last newsletter: I went to Queens to meet a college friend who had a 12 hour layover at JFK Airport. Also, whatever I’m allergic to decided to join me as well. I had to leave early.




Sunday, May 13, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.04.21


Activities since last newsletter: I bought a 4K HDR TV! Before, I just had a 3D TV, which was pretty useless, 3D-wise.




Tuesday, April 24, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.04.07


Activities since last newsletter: I saw a video game comedy show in Brooklyn! On a weeknight!





Pictures: Baby penguin is too cute

Saturday, April 7, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.03.24


Activities since last newsletter: I bought a cookbook and a new vacuum filter so hi adulthood oh wait I’m 35 already nevermind.



Video: Moo Highway

Picture: Penguin unhappy with seal

Sunday, March 11, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.03.10


Activities since last newsletter: I went to a comedy show last Friday! Should I go to another one on 3/26...in Brooklyn...at 9 PM?



Article: “Penguin super-colony” *click*

Sunday, March 4, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.02.24


Activities since last newsletter: I bought some shiny electronics.


Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2018.02.24

Sunday, February 11, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.02.10


Activities since last newsletter: I’ve been playing a game for 120 hours and I haven’t finished it yet...






Video: Penguins play sports

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.01.27


Activities since last newsletter: I learned that one side of a record plays for about 20 minutes. Also, I bought a record player because why not? (There actually are many reasons why not to buy a record player but I ignored them all)





Video: Free penguin!

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

“News”letter for 2018.01.13


Activities since last newsletter: I stayed in for New Year’s Eve. I stayed in a lot the past few weeks...too cold outside for me.




Article: I completely identify with these “Buddhist Youth”

Monday, January 1, 2018

“News”letter for 2017.12.30


Activities since last newsletter: Since I bought a car...no Christmas presents for 
anyone! Ha ha ha ha ha! Also, happy new year everyone! Will 2018 be just as 
mediocre as 2017 for me? Will I continue this newsletter? Will I talk to a woman 
instead of a plush penguin one of these days? No one could possibly know the 
answers to these questions!







Article: I found this article unintentionally really funny, non-American observes a part 
of America

Twitter thread: Daughter suggests parents watch “Get Out”, continue scrolling down
 
for story