Ha ha ha!

by Hubert

On Friday, I went into the city to go to my sister's birthday "party" at the Shake Shack in Madison Square Park. I put "party" in quotes because it was outdoors and consisted of commandeered tables and chairs. And cake.



She has a lot of friends.

I didn't get to stay for the whole thing because a co-worker of mine knew I was going to be in the city and texted me about meeting up. I ended up having dinner and dessert with her and her boyfriend.

So today I was having lunch with my mom.

Me: I didn't get to stay for all of Robyn's party, I had to meet a co-worker.
Mom: A girl?
Me: And her boyfriend.

I bet my mom was happy for that split second before I killed it.

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