“News”letter for 2016.05.27 CAPYBARA EDITION

My past week’s activities: Sleeping, eating pizza

Thoughts: Where can I buy a capybara?

Link Time!

Youtube: Capybara eating lettuce

Article: Capybara escape! “I can’t venture a guess on the mental state of a capybara”

Article: Buzzfeed on CAPYBARA ESCAPE 2016

Twitter Video: One capybara did not escape (10 seconds)

Twitter Video: Leashed capybara (20 seconds)

Twitter Video: 4:37 of the above capybara?

Twitter: CapybaraWatch hashtag brings you urgent capybara news

Article: Day two, they are elusive

Article: Day three, where are they???

“News”letter for 2016.05.20

My past week’s activities: Sleeping, Getting to work one day at 7:30 AM because I went to bed early the previous day

Thoughts: Why am I not eating pizza right now?

Link Time!

Article: Please do not do this at our national parks

Article: Because then this happens

Article: At least there’s one good bison story

Vine: Me every morning

Article: Never change, Russia

Gif: Husky dog in bowl

Article: Sheryl Sandberg’s commencement address at UC Berkeley is good

Video: Otter eating lettuce

Article: Men only flights?

“News”letter for 2016.05.13

My past week’s activities: Sleeping, Microsoft Excel

Link Time!

Vine: Me every morning

Article: Good addition to the dictionary

Twitter: Me every morning

Article: Never change, New Jersey

Youtube: Two capybaras!

“News”letter for 2016.05.06

My past week’s activities: Sleeping, using the brand new laundry machines in my apartment complex

Before the links, you may have some questions concerning this week’s financial news, so here is a Q&A where I guess what your questions would be (questions in bold)

Did your employer declare bankruptcy?

Yes.

Do you still have a job?

I’m going to work on Monday!

Will you be let go eventually?

Beats me!

Really?

How would I know?

Are you worried?

This isn’t helping me.

What are you going to do about it?

I’m going to sleep as much as possible this weekend.

Don’t you do that every weekend?

zzzzzzzzzzzz

Link Time!

Twitter Picture: Me every morning

Article: Bunny cop?!?

Gif: Me every morning

Youtube: Penguin is shooed out of restaurant

Vine: Me every morning