“News”letter for 2016.11.19

Activities since last newsletter: I can’t remember

Link Time!

Tweet list: Tweets from the past two weeks

Article: The next evolution of selfie technology

Article: New Jersey, at it again

“News”letter for 2016.11.05

Activities since last newsletter: I cannot think of anything notable.

Thought: GO VOTE ON TUESDAY!!!

Link Time!

Tweet list: Tweets of the past two weeks

Tweet list: Derpy the penguin got a lot of press!

Tweet list: Best vines I found (don’t click while on your cell phone, probably won’t work properly)

“News”letter for 2016.10.22

Activities since last newsletter: I bought Playstation VR. It is good.

Thought: I have no hard liquor in my home. It is gloomy.

Link Time!

Tweet list: Tweets of the past two weeks

Tweet list: Threads on how journalists confirm sexual harassment and more

Tweet list: Dr Seuss meets Trump (not Trump friendly so don’t click if you like him)

Article: Please stop, New Jersey

“News”letter for 2016.10.08

Activities since last newsletter: I moved to a different cubicle at work.

Thought: I want pizza but I also don’t want to gain weight. Any ideas? (“Don’t eat all the pizza” is not an acceptable response)

Link Time!

Tweet list: Funny tweets this week

Tweet list: Who do Mickey Mouse and Kermit the Frog represent?

Tweet list: Latest Trump tape analysis (not pro Trump so don’t click if you like him)

Article: The Simpsons did this, right?

Youtube: Very fat cat

Article: Who watches C-SPAN?

“News”letter for 2016.09.24

Activities since last newsletter: doubled my home internet speed to 100 megabits/second. Employer is now out of bankruptcy.

Thought: Will I sleep better now?

Fake Q&A time!

Q: Aeropostale is out of bankruptcy now! Congrats!

A: That’s not a question.

Q: Are you still employed by them?

A: Yes!

Q: Good?

A: An associate who sat next to me was let go on Thursday. So, not all good.

Q: But you’re ok?

A: Sure?

Q: Anything else interesting happen?

A: At a town hall meeting, I asked the last question, “Are redundancies over?”

Q: Isn’t that a weird way of asking if there will be more layoffs?

A: I didn’t want to say the word layoff and couldn’t think of anything better in the seconds I had to think of a question.

Q: Did people understand what that meant?

A: After the town hall meeting, two people thanked me for asking the question because EVERYONE was thinking that.

Q: Then why didn’t anyone else ask?

A: WHO KNOWS???

Q: Does this improve your opinion of 2016 so far?

A: No, my 2016 is still being a big dumpster fire. But it could have been worse.

Link Time!

Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Tweet list: Person gets on a plane… (twitter account NOT needed)

Tweet list: A black person’s view of Betty Shelby (not kind) (twitter account NOT needed)

“News”letter for 2016.09.09

My past week’s activities: trying to make or fix a computer

Thought: why did i have to lose the last two weeks of my life to computers

Link Time!

Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Article: Don’t do what Johnny Don’t does

Article: Guy works at target, writes about it poetically

Article: This toy is ridiculous or good

“News”letter for 2016.08.26

My past week’s activities: seeing the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile twice

Thought: That cannot be a good omen.

Before the links, a short announcement. This is the last weekly newsletter I’ll be sending out. In the future, I will send them out on a less frequent basis. Summer is ending, along with my summer Fridays (next Friday is the last time I get out at 2 PM).  On the other hand, if my employer does not get out of bankruptcy (see more here), I may end up with more time on my hands than I’d like, but nevermind that for now! Maybe I’ll send a newsletter out once or twice a month. Who knows...

Link Time!

Tweet list: Funny tweets this week (twitter account NOT needed)

Article: Lesson: Never argue

Article: Fake Bose speaker exists…