“News”letter for 2017.12.30

Activities since last newsletter: Since I bought a car...no Christmas presents for 
anyone! Ha ha ha ha ha! Also, happy new year everyone! Will 2018 be just as 
mediocre as 2017 for me? Will I continue this newsletter? Will I talk to a woman 
instead of a plush penguin one of these days? No one could possibly know the 
answers to these questions!

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.12.23

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.12.30

Article: Christmas for...animals?

Article: Cow on car hood picture is fake

Article: I found this article unintentionally really funny, non-American observes a part 
of America

Twitter thread: Daughter suggests parents watch “Get Out”, continue scrolling down 
for story

“News”letter for 2017.12.16

Activities since last newsletter: I bought a car. It tells me what song is playing on the radio. My previous car didn’t have that, so it’s a big deal to me!

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.12.09

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.12.16

Article: Oh, New Jersey...

Gif: Penguin jump!

“News”letter for 2017.12.02

Activities since last newsletter: Whatever was holding my car’s catalytic converter in place rusted off, so I was told I will have to get a new catalytic converter for my car, or buy a new car. My car is 13 years old, so...hello new car?

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.11.25

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.12.02

Article: Learn about penguin anatomy!

“News”letter for 2017.11.18

Activities since last newsletter: I watched a lot of animal gifs because animals are cute.

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.11.11

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.11.18

Tweet list: Hilarious criticism of The Cheesecake Factory

“News”letter for 2017.11.04

Activities since last newsletter: I was using the Bumble app and found my ex-girlfriend. How’s your dating life going?

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.10.28

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.11.04

Article: How was I not invited to this

“News”letter for 2017.10.21

Activities since last newsletter: Nothing of note. Oh well!

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.10.14

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.10.21

Article: Celebrity penguin passes away

Article: For people who want a cat but are not allowed to have a pet at home

“News”letter for 2017.10.07

Activities since last newsletter: I went to New York Comic-Con on Thursday. I don’t have a funny story about it, but I thought I’d mention it.

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.09.30

Tweet list: Tweets for the week of 2017.10.07

Link: Post office next to penguins